I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Randomize
