There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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