No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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