why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
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yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
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Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
This has been your unwelcomed wake-up call, brought to you by exes united. Have a good day, to opt out please type "STOP", to continue but act as though they do not exist please enter "DON'T CARE" for random daily wake up texts by exes united please press "PSYCHO!"
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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