Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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