the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
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