Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
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