windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
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