dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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