I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
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I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
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Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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