Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Randomize
