if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Less talking, more tequila
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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