in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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