If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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