quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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