babies were throwing up all over the place
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
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It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
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He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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