If I had a nickel for every time I've used a condom, I'd have... two nickels.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
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I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
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He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
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