omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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