Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
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A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
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Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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