More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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