it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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