At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
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