it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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