everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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