I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
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