That's when you crack a 10am beer
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
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I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
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you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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