On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
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She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
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I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I supernannyed him into submission
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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