The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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