I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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