Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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