yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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