Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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