...so i touched it.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
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I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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