I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
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I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
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Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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