Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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