yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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