What a fucking waste of an outfit
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
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i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
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The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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