At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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