So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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