No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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