I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
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