Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
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Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
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I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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