know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
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Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
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I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
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