Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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