wrigley field is MILF paradise
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
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Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
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I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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