I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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