Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
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You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
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C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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