was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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