I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
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I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
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It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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