Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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