I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
Be still, my beating vagina.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
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