Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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