I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
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I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
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Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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