ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
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