Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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