Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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