i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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